Amiddle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had
anear death experience. Seeing God, she asked "ls my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2
months, and 8 days to live."
UPon recovery the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift liposuction, and a tummy tuck
Shie even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured
FM might as well make the most ofit.
_Afer herlast operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she
was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "thought you said I had another 40 years?
Why didn't you pull me from out ofthe path ofthe ambulance"'
God replied, "| didn't recognize you."